Monday, March 30, 2009

Hare Krishna Celebration!

Although orignially from Spanish Fork, this year was my first year participating in the Festival of Colors at the Hare Krishna temple in Spanish Fork. Will Lehmitz joined us in the fun (Tiffani was at the Young Women's broadcast and couldn't make it). If you are interested in the history of this holiday, there is a short article that gives a brief synopsis of the myth it is based on at the following website: http://www.indiamarks.com/guide/Holi-The-Hindu-Festival-of-Color-/2719Our ascension towards the temple.
Please pay close attention to Jack's shirt in this picture...it says "No Sweat I'm a dancer" on it.
The crowd was unreal. There were thousands of people there.And the fun begins!This was actually kind of a yucky kiss because our mouths were covered in dyed starch.
Jackattack and Will flexing their muscles

And the final products...
Jackattack
William
Sausha (if you zoom in on this picture you will see that my teeth are covered in purple starch)

The celebration was a lot of fun. I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't had the opportunity to attend yet.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Finishing off the Week of JACK

Thursday: Jack goes to DISNEYLAND!
As suggested by our previous blog, Jack and I decided to spend his birthday in the magical kingdom. I think the Land of Disney is suffering from inflation because I ate a $6 hot dog...Our lunch, in fact, consisted of 2 hot dogs, a water and a coke which came to a total of $19.24. I don't know the specifics of Disneyland's government, but I think someone is making money...

Because it was Jack's birthday, Disneyland gave him this button with his name on it. If you have ever been to Disneyland you understand how friendly the workers are there. So, just imagine for a moment my sweet husband frolicing gaily along the streets of Disneyland while every few feet a friendly voice says, "JACK! Happy Birthday!" or "Happy Birthday Jackattack". I don't know that I have ever seen him quite as giddy.

Jack wearing his special boy button

Here we are at my castle. Unfortunately, we had to take this picture ourselves which means you get a very close shot of our faces. CHEESE! We had to get a picture of Jack with Jack (also known as Linguini). It's kind of hard to tell what is behind Jackattack, but it is a scene from RatatouilleMy sister-in-law, Meredith, has been trying to teach her son to call Jack, Uncle Linguini Mary Poppins and BertIf you are wondering, yes, that is real strain on Jack's face. He is actually trying to pull the sword out of the stone...unfortunately, no luck.Me and my castleMe and Jack with our fairies: Flora, Fauna and MerryweatherD'AaRh!This is us on the train. And no, that is not a red shirt, that is my "I'm so pastey white I burn in an afternoon of 80 degree weather"This was Jack's birthday pie that we bought on our way home from Disneyland. Although it looks decent, it was way too rich. I felt like I was eating brown butter smothered in sugar and syrup...yucky.

Friday: Jack catches a 4 a.m. Super Shuttle back to the airport

Seriously, we woke up at 3:30 a.m. to catch a shuttle. Our alarm went off and I irritatingly asked, "Jack...Jack, what IS that?" He chuckled a little bit and said, "It's our alarm honey. It's time to get up." From there I think I said something to the effect of, "NOOOOO!"
This is Jack on the plane. Look carefully. He insisted on wearing his seatbelt over his blanket so that the flight attendants would know he had his seatbelt on.


Friday evening Jack's parental unit, Karrie and Bill, took us to Jack's favorite restaurant Rio Grande. We were joined by fabulous Cassie (Jack's favorite sister) and her boyfriend Daniel.

Saturday: Jack has a day with the boys

By boys, I mean nearly all of our nephews. We got to play with Royal all morning followed by an evening with Dashiel and Myles. If you noticed, I said nearly all of our nephews, that's right, Jennie had a baby. And he even came on Jack's birthday (best birthday present ever...thanks Jen!).

Chase Morgan Fife born: March 19, 2009

7lbs 7oz 19 inches. He spent a few days in the NICU, but is now at home with his parents and doing very well. Isn't he cute?!

Sunday: Jack joins a rock band...well, kind of...

I guess I should say Jack reunites with his band. When in Rome performed in Spanish Fork this last Sunday with a few guest appearances from Matt and Heather Kiisel and Jake Patton. Groupies included Tiffani Lehmitz, Sausha Christensen and Megan Norman (even though Megan should be listed as a member of the band and I was pretty freaking awesome at the bass drum). Jack and I had to chuckle on the way home that evening, we could kind of tell who the busiest out of the bunch were by their guitar hero skills. Let's just say Will, Tiffani, Jack and I weren't quite as good as the rest.

I hope you had a happy WEEK of JACK love....
I LOVE YOU!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Mid Week of Jack Update

It is the WEEK of JACK. Tomorrow is his birthday and one day of celebration isn't adequate, so, we have created the WEEK of JACK.

This weeks happenings:

Monday: Jack got a fish


Jack has been NEEDING a puppy for quite a while now, but between our schedules and our landlord's lack of approval, the time is just not right. So, this is our "make Jack forget he wants a puppy by appeasing him with a fish" gift.

Tuesday: Jack got to eat out


After attending a session at the Salt Lake temple, Jack and I ate at the Garden. For those of you who aren't familiar with this restaurant, it is in the Joseph Smith Memorial building with a beautiful view of the Salt Lake temple. Jack loves eating out, but between time constraints and a very frugal wife, he doesn't get to do so very often.

Wednesday: Jack is leaving on a jet plane...

Off to California! I decided that the best way to celebrate Jack's birthday was with his best friend DONALD DUCK! That is right, we are going to Disneyland. Last night as we were falling asleep Jack keep asking me question after question about our trip...it was like talking to a 5 year old about Disneyland
"Are we going to see Captain Jack Sparrow?"
"Are you going to go on Splash Mtn with me?"
"Are we going to see Mickey?"
Granted, he was trying to act like a 5 year old, and I was definitely contributing to the childishness of the conversation, but I thought it should be shared.

Still to come: Jennie Fife goes into labor Wednesday afternoon. Will she be able to hold off for Jack's best birthday present ever? (As Jack just texted to Morgan, "Tell her to hold on for 8 more hours!")

Adventures in Disneyland

Christensen Birthday Get Together & More







Monday, March 16, 2009

Marriage, marriage is what brings us together today...

Hot Rod & Vicki Fife married February 21, 2009 in the Mt. Timpanogos LDS temple

Vicki is a fabulous women and we couldn't be happier for Dad. Those of you who know my father, rest assured, she can handle herself. She is spunky and knows how to bring out the best in the Dadman.
Their sealing was very nice, despite a few giggles as they were told to multiply and replenish the earth. Let's hope they leave that up to their children.


Here is a picture of Megs, Me & Jack, and Matt & Angie. Matt is Vicki's son, and Angie is not only Vicki's daughter-in-law, but she is also responsible for Vicki's amazing wedding dress. All of Vicki's kids were great. We didn't spend a lot of time with them, but from what we could see, Vicki has been a wonderful mother. All of her kids seem level-headed, incredibly smart and healthily goofy.


Jack & I had quite a few friends come to support Dad at his open house in Alpine. I had to include this picture because, although not gay, Ryan & John look like a couple in this picture.



Pictures from the temple.


Here is a picture of my entire family, with Debi & Gary Jensen in the left corner. Debi is my mother's sister and has always been incredibly supportive. Not only does she include my family whenever possible, but she saved my life with her help planning my wedding last year. We all adore her and Gary and are very grateful they could attend Dad's sealing.

The Boys. *Disclaimer: Dustin is not as tall as he appears, as usual we have him standing on a step (it helps his height complex when he is around his brothers).

The Girls & Vicki.

The Girls & the Dadman.

And now, a moment to brag about my adorable nephews. Above is Dynamite Dashiel...

Sweet Myles...

And Royal, just Royal. (Royal's middle name is Jack. In spite of what my husband Jack will emphatically tell you about the origin of Royal's middle name, he was not named after him. In fact, I was still on my mission and had never met Jackattack Christensen when he was born)

I love this picture.

Jackattack & Me


The Dadman & The Vickilady

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Moving woes....

I have some good news and some bad news.

Good news: My Dad, also known as Hot Rod, is getting married. He has found a wonderful woman to spend the rest of his life with and they are getting married February 21st in the Mt. Timpanogos temple. Her name is Vicki Muir. She is the mother of 5 kids and a teacher at Lone Peak High School.

Bad news: Dad is moving. He has been entertaining the idea since he and Vicki have been talking marriage. They plan on living in her house for about 6 months and then buying a house of their own. I realize that I am 24 years old, married and I don't live at home, but it is my home. It is where my friends and I would congregate on the weekends, eating snacks and talking while sitting on the kitchen floor. It is where I spent half of my childhood. It is in the ward that I have grown to love and respect so much over the years. I think the thing that is the hardest is it was my mom's home. It is where she lived day after day and where she died.

Just for the record, I'm fine. Just a little sentimental. I really am so happy for both my Dadman and Vicki. I've just never been very good at saying good-bye to things...even houses. This isn't a new thing either. I remember being eight years old when my parents told me we were moving to Utah and running all the way to my best friend's house crying. I get attached to things and people and I don't like permanent change (except for marriage...that was a really good permanent change). Oh well, I guess it's life.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Tis the wassailing season

It's been a while. Let us go back in time about a month and a half and do the right thing by documenting what has been going on in the Avenues, starting with...

VOTING! We went straight from work to the polls. We beat the after work rush and walked right in. Both of us were a bit unsure of who we were going to vote for until we were there in front of our voting machines. We really respect both McCain and Obama and felt either would do a great job as our next President. We were thrilled with the outcome of this year's election; but let's be honest, we'd be thrilled with any election that didn't have either Bush or Kerry as the running mates/future President of our country (2004 was a rough year). Jack's main incentive for voting was, once again, his "I Voted" sticker.

I can't quite remember what weekend this was, but we got to play with my adorable nephew Royal. Royal is easy to please, give him some food and a toy, and some more food and he is happy as a clown (but not as creepy).
We watched Lady and the Tramp with him. As you can see from the picture he brought his own recliner. Right as I turned on the movie, he crawled in his car seat and made himself at home. Every once in a while he would look over at me and indicate that he would like a snack or a drink, but for the most part he was quite content. Jack and I had an eye appointment this morning that we took Royal to with us. Have you ever been watching someone else's child and heard people in the background say things that would indicate that you are the child's parent and neglect to correct them? Confession: I definitely did that this day. He's just so cute, I couldn't help it (sorry Meredith).

We spent Thanksgiving in Beaver with Jack's grandparents. It is a cute little town with a charming block or two and Grandpa Hal and Grandma Mare are wonderful! I got to see the J.R. Clubhouse for the first time (by the way, I was unanimously voted into the club November 16, 2008. I'd like to give a special thanks to V.P. Kate, Secretary Becca, and Decorator Cassie) not to mention a variety of antique yard appliances displayed by numerous Beaverites.
We were also able explore two of the finer institutions of Beaver, namely the Junk Store, and the Dollar Store. They sound synonomous but they are a world apart from one another.
The Junk Store, lovingly named by Grandma Mare, is exactly what its name implies. There are about five rows filled completely of junk. Ranging from cap guns, to porcelin clowns that could have been used in the "Poltergist." There are a few things that one always must buy when at the junk store, first and foremost one must buy the cherry candy balls. These are delicious however, they unfortunately come with the grapefruit candy balls. So, you pay double the price for half the amount of cherry balls. The other thing one buys is a Beaver tee-shirt. Usually made for about $2.00 and sold for about $15. This is a neccessity because the shirts are so cheap that you must buy one every visit.
The dollar store, is a new commodity in Beaver Utah and threatens the existence of the Junk Store as we know it. It is the local Wal-mart I would say including flourescent lights. This store sells as much junk as the junk store with less charm, less clutter, and bigger hair from the cashiers. But when you can buy a 12 pack of coke for 3 bucks, it is hard not to make a stop.
Sorry to get emotional, but help us save the JUNK STORE! Next time you are in Beaver, make a stop at Pace's variety store and contribute.
Now, to get back on track, the weekend after Thanksgiving Jack and I bought our first Christmas tree together. We walked in and found this little guy within seconds. We fell in love instantly and gave him a Chinese name of "Chou".

Size comparison picture. Our tree is just a little guy.
Sausha decorating the tree.
Jack decorating the tree.
We searched everywhere for a star, but everything we found was gaudy or just plain ugly. So, until we are able to find a star, Fauna is acting as our angel. We picked Fauna because Maryweather is our angel on our nativity and Flora is a little too bossy to be associated with Christ's birthday.
I wish I had a better picture of our tree in the dark, but I don't.
The next exciting event in the Christensen home happened on December 6th. Every December 5th since I was born my family has placed our shoes either by the fireplace or by the door, then on December 6th we wake up and have a present and treats in them. It is a German holiday called St. Nick's Day. So, December 5th Jack and I left our shoes by the door (I've learned through the years the bigger the shoe, the larger the present, that is why I left a boot). When we woke up my one shoe had turned into three shoes and Jack had a new watch in his. I love St. Nick's day! Yeah for presents! And yeah for adopting foreign holidays! (Don't worry, I do know the true meaning of Christmas, but you have to admit, presents rock too!)
The most recent thing that has happened was our adventure to Capitol Theatre to see The Nutcracker Ballet. Sausha is a seasoned viewer of the ballet, whereas this was Jack's first time dipping his feet into the wonderful prancing world of ballet. So, having looked forward to going to the Nutcracker for about 8 weeks now, we were thoroughly prepared knowing beforehand what we were going to wear. Unfortunately, the articles of clothing we had chosen to wear were all under our dainty Christmas Tree. So, as a result of the Nutcracker we were able to open some presents early. However, both of us (especially Sausha) look smashing in our new outfits and we were ready for a night on the town. We were joined by Cole and Vanessa in our little adventure which started off with some fabulous seafood at the Market Street Grill. We then headed to the ballet. I can't speak for Sausha, but Jack was mystified, mostly by the sword fight. Not only was it amazing to see the talent portrayed, but the music is fantastic. I realized about half way through that I had heard almost every song somewhere in my life, and realized also why the Nutcracker is such a long running ballet. The show was great, Sausha looked great, and the food was great. All together it made for a wonderful evening.

Other things that have recently happened:
Kent and Megan were married last Friday! Congratulations! Will and Tiffani treated us to their company, despite traveling through a blizzard to do so.
We recently watched WALL-E and very much enjoyed it.
Sausha joined the Stone Hill National team as a receptionist, health licenser, and model. She enjoys 8 hours a day of Jack's company.
Jack has finished his semester, Sausha still drinking the dregs of the bitter cup that is finals.
And finally, we increased the heat of our apartment by 15 degrees by realizing that the window to our bedroom has been open 2 inches since October. We have moved from using 6 blankets to 3.

Happy Christmas to all of our faithful readers.